So, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and if you are like us, you have already celebrated the day or at least mostly. As far as I can tell, most people celebrate the day the weekend before the actual day. So, when I tried to get dinner reservations for Saturday night, it was impossible. So, we went to dinner on Friday night instead. We went to a hoity toity place called Kil@Wat, and I did not misspell the name. Why the ‘@’? I have no idea. The restaurant was in downtown Milwaukee and we were dressed very nice. Quite frankly, she and I looked awesome. Her more than me, but that is to be expected. As we were dressed to impress, we felt empowered to make fun of other people’s attire. For example, the woman with too short skirt with the waist band just below the neck and about 20 pounds overweight. The overweight part was fine, but not the too high, too short skirt. She was not as bad as the woman with the knee-high boots with short short BRIGHT orange skirt and matching low-cut BRIGHT orange top. She was also about 6 foot 3. She may have been a hired escort. I hope she was, because then it would have made more sense, but that might just be me.
OK, back to the restaurant. The service was amazing. Our waiter had an assistant. Seriously, the waiter had an assistant. What was the assistant’s job? Good question. He was to make sure that our water needs were taken care of. He was peddling two types of mineral water. I can’t tell you more than that because the idea was ridiculous as far as we were concerned. Good ol’ Milwaukee city water was just fine by us. Despite the great ambiance and excellent service, the food was only so so. We will not be back, but we had a good time. Plus, we had an excellent coupon, cause that’s how we roll. On the actual day we will go to Red Robin as a family which is something we have been doing for the past four years I believe. We will have a good time. My kids and I will probably forever associate Red Robin with Valentine’s Day.
The whole experience has gotten me thinking of Valentine’s Day and what’s the point of the day. If you are single and don’t want to be, I can only imagine that the day sucks. If you are married, then you may be getting your yearly flowers as a gift, if you are a woman, and guaranteed sex night, if you are a man. It is kind of sad when you think about it. On one hand, it is beautiful to think of a day that celebrates love. On the other hand, it is sad that a day created by Hallmark (I don’t know this) is required to get some loving from the person who should be providing the loving on most days anyway. The irony for me is that I do not know if I have ever got loving on Valentine’s Day. Not the actual day at least. Often the day before, or the day after, but rarely on the actual day. Weird huh? I can’t complain though, I don’t need Valentine’s Day to get some, which is nice. My wife will take one for team on a regular a basis, which is nice. Too much information?? Now take a moment to think of all the people who are hooking up over the next 24 hours. OK, don’t think about it too much, it might creep you out. Nonetheless, whether it is once a year, once a week, or daily, I hope you, if you are able, can get your love on this Monday. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
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Last Thursday I woke up and it was 8 degrees below zero. EIGHT FRICKIN’ DEGREES BELOW ZERO! And I am not talking Celsius, if that has any meaning to you. For those of you that are lucky enough to live in warm states, let’s bring this temp into perspective. The temperature would have to raise a full 40 degrees to reach the temperature of an ice-cube. An ICE CUBE!! This means on Thursday morning, it was WAY warmer IN my freezer than outside. Why do I live here? It was cool to throw boiling water into the air and watch it instantly turn in to snow (see my Facebook page to see video). Simple pleasures. I’m just sayin …
Yea… I don’t know why guys complain when they are guaranteed sex. You take us out to dinner often and aren’t guaranteed crap on any other night of the year!
RE: minus eight degrees…Yeah…that’s why I went to school in Jamaica instead! 😀