So, I was planning on playing a little golf today, but I did not. Do you know why? I didn’t play because it was too cold and windy. That’s right, too cold. Do you know what today is? It’s May 26th. In less than one week it will be June. If I could punch Wisconsin weather in the face, I would. Annoying as Wisconsin weather can be, even this is an abnormal May for Wisconsin. It could be worse. I could have a tornado going down my street. I’ll say this much, if one was to predict the Rapture, this was certainly a good year for it. Sheesh.
Complaining aside, the weather was not what I wanted to blog about. I am about to get on my high horse. Ye be warned says I.
About a week ago, the big wigs of McDonald’s decided not to ban Ronald McDonald.
You may be asking yourself, why would McDonald’s consider banning their icon of 50 years? I’ll tell you why. Over a year ago, the same corporate watchdog group (Corporate Accountability International) that got rid of Joe Camel set its sights on getting rid of Ronald McDonald. The argument is simple: McDonald’s is trying to target your kids and convince them through the magic of advertising that McDonald’s is where they want to eat. If you have kids, you know as well as I do that McDonald’s has succeeded in their goal.
Here is the problem I have with stories like this: Who’s responsibility is it to make sure that your kids are eating properly? Because the last time I checked, five-year-olds are not driving to McDonald’s and ordering a Happy Meal. It’s McDonald’s job to get your kids to want to eat at McDonald’s. It is the parent’s job to monitor what the child eats. Am I to believe that it is now McDonald’s job to be a fast food restaurant and a parent? I don’t think so. When I was a kid I didn’t eat McDonald’s every day. You know why? Because my mom wouldn’t allow it. My wife takes our kids to the McDonald’s Playland without ordering food. She can do this because she is in charge of our kids. What a concept! A parent in charge of the kids.
I hope Ronald McDonald does get fired. Not because of his influence on kids, but because I hate clowns. If a restaurant wants to get rid of trans fats, or give happy meals a fruit option, or if an owner wants to put caloric information on menus, fine, but don’t make it a law. You know who makes the laws in my house? I do. And if you can’t keep your 3-year-old from eating a Happy Meal, the problem isn’t a big, floppy red boot wearing clown, it’s you. Parent your child and make the right choices for them, so that when they get older, maybe, just maybe, they will know why having a daily Big Mac may not be the best plan.
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I am not a sushi guy. I don’t hate sushi, but I would never travel to a restaurant for the sole reason of eating sushi. If you are a sushi person, this is what you would do and have done. Nonetheless, the best sushi I have ever eaten was from a restaurant in Vancouver, Canada. First of all, Vancouver may be the best city I have ever been to, EVER, and I have been to a lot of different cities on this planet. I went to a Japanese restaurant on a recommendation and I was not disappointed. I knew it was going to be good, because 90% of the people eating there were Japanese. Most people were talking in Japanese, including the restaurant staff. The sushi was so fresh that my fish begged me not to eat him, telling me this crazy story of how he was trying to find his dad. He was delicious. Best sushi and best Japanese restaurant I have ever been to. You may not be aware of this, but the West coast of North America has a long history of Japanese immigration. This was especially problematic during World War II. Over 100, 000 Japanese were placed in internment camps. I bet you didn’t know that the US had internment camps. Well, we did. I bet you won’t find that in your 8th grade history book. I’m just sayin …
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